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With the Spanish La Liga fixture list announced, Real Madrid v Barcelona tickets are naturally sought after, with Cristiano Ronaldo v Lionel Messi the biggest attraction.

Cristiano Ronaldo Raul Real Madrid Ronaldo Schalke Real Madrid ace Cristiano Ronaldo has paid tribute to former club captain Raul. Raul signed with Schalke 04 yesterday after announcing his departure earlier this week. "Since childhood I dreamed about playing alongside Raul. It was an honor to share a dressing room with him, and I wish him all the best in his new career," said Ronaldo. Real striker Karim Benzema also remarked: "As a player he is an example for all footballers and youth primarily because he is a mirror in which to look into. "He's a great person and a symbol of Real Madrid and Spanish football."   Need your Real Madrid news fix? Click here for all Real news, transfer rumours and gossip.

Ah, shut up kid!Whatever your feelings about Ronaldo - especially in light of his curious method of parenting, which appears to involve leaving your baby with grandma, whilst you bang a model on holiday - he does very well not to launch himself at this abhorrent little oik.A minute of this, and The Spoiler would have been unleashing [.. .]

Also appearing on a computer near youHere’s a NSFW reminder of the magnificent/strangely moving Winnebago Man - now the subject of a documentary, which should probably serve as an important life lesson to all. Read more about that on With Leather.Great, first the magic octopus, now a presumptious parrot[Dirty Tackle]New dad Cristiano Ronaldo uses make [.. .]

The Spanish press has been awash in the last few days with a new round of stories on Cesc Fabregas.One Catalan paper, Sport, reported that Fabregas has agreed a five year deal worth £29.5m in total. Subject to Arsenal agreeing to sell him, of course.Others have gone in a different direction, saying that he's signed a pre-contract with Barcelona to join them next summer for the 2011/12 season. It's been repeated all over the internet.That of course happened with Cristiano Ronaldo. Except that .. .

Pass, flex, pour water on face, shoot… textbook.Presumably, when Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho come face-to-face, they spend the first couple of minutes just staring at one another, looking for flaws. A bit like when Larry David doesn’t believe someone in Curb Your Enthusiasm (after the jump).Anyway, above is a video of a Real Madrid [.. .]

Story represented using Photoshop skillsLike all new fathers, Cristiano Ronaldo has chosen to celebrate the arrival of his little bundle of joy by handing the thing to his sister, and heading off to America to enjoy a celebratory shopping/love making holiday with his girlfriend, Irina Shayk - who’s really good looking and an underpants model.

Real Madrid’s Portuguese striker Cristiano Ronaldo cut short his holidays by one day and started training on Tuesday under the.. .

Real Madrid´s Portuguese striker Cristiano Ronaldo cut short his holidays by one day and started training on Tuesday under the club´s new manager Jose Mourinho for the first time before the team heads to the United States.

Just as Real Madrid was the most important team on the planet last season, Manchester City will be the pivot upon which European and Premiership football rotate this year.This time last year, the Florentino Perez Galactico Mark 2 project was in full swing with Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United), Kaka (AC Milan), Xabi Alonso and Alvaro Arbeloa (Liverpool), Karim Benzema (Lyon), Raul Albiol (Valencia), and Esteban Granero (Getafe).In buying up those players, Los Blancos weakened each and every team somewhat substantially, bar Valencia, who were propelled into the top four of La Liga by a rampant Barcelona bound David Villa.Xabi Alonso's sale and its impact on Liverpool's season has been well documented, Kaka's sale from AC Milan to a lesser extent, and Ronaldo not being part of the Red Devils' squad is one of the primary reasons for Sir Alex Ferguson's team missing out on Premiership and European glory.One of the other reasons for[...]

Just as Real Madrid was the most important team on the planet last season, Manchester City will be the pivot upon which European and Premiership football rotate this year.This time last year, the Florentino Perez Galactico Mark 2 project was in full swing with Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United), Kaka (AC Milan), Xabi Alonso and Alvaro Arbeloa (Liverpool), Karim Benzema (Lyon), Raul Albiol (Valencia), and Esteban Granero (Getafe).In buying up those players, Los Blancos weakened each and every team somewhat substantially, bar Valencia, who were propelled into the top four of La Liga by a rampant Barcelona bound David Villa.Xabi Alonso's sale and its impact on Liverpool's season has been well documented, Kaka's sale from AC Milan to a lesser extent, and Ronaldo not being part of the Red Devils' squad is one of the primary reasons for Sir Alex Ferguson's team missing out on Premiership and European glory.One of the other reasons for[...]

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic engage in a head-to-head skills battle as part of a Nike Joga Bonito campaign.. .

Cristiano Ronaldo is confident Real Madrid can turn around their Champions League tie with Lyon and avoid tumbling out of the competition at the last-16 stage for the sixth successive year.. .

Raúl's departure from Real Madrid was confirmed today, at a packed press conference at the Bernabéu. The legend is 33 now, and not quite able to compete with the likes of Gonzalo Higuain, Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo for a spot in Jose Mourinho's starting eleven.You may feel a little sorry for Raúl. Squeezed out of the team he loves by .. .

Zidane, Lizarazu, and Blanc lurking behindAs expected, the OK! magazine tributes haven’t gone down too well with the WKD drinking minority of Spoiler readers, who would much rather make hilarious observations about how they might like to pass the time with Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. But, you know what, sod them.The Spoiler is fast falling in love [.. .]